When last we left off:
- Rangiku had been banished so that she may become entangled with Ichigo SEXUALLY
- Aizen, Ichimaru and KARIYA had seen fit to lend their aid to Russian secessionists with a taste for jihad, for reasons yet unknown but probably diabolical in nature. SS doesn't know Aizen and Ichimaru are bad guys yet, so this is set before the SS Arc??
- The US and British governments had sent their best and brightest soldiers to rescue their Russian informant in the wake of the assassination of the "President" of Saudi Arabia at the hands of the jihadist leader, the evil Al-Asad.
- The scalps of Syria's Bashar Al-Assad and Kariya Jin are both exceedingly flat.
|"Ahaha, you are silly and likely Western trash-dog spy. Your shoulders are like runway of my jet"|
|"Yeah well at least *I* don't look as though anybody could come over and lift and detach my face by cupping my ears."|
Place your bets for what happens next before the jump, we're diving into Chapters 5-8!