AfB: I Am Also Good at Crossing Checklists

Hello, everyone. It's been some time since the last article, so I have lots of ground to cover (...or do I?). In any case, I have quite the checklist of meaningless occurrences to cover in a humorous fashion, spanning from that time Riruka reappeared to basically no consequence. And, in much the same way that BLEACH has essentially devolved to crossing off bankais and reveals in an uninspired, perfunctory manner, so I shall strive to get through all of it as quickly as possible. 

 
To that end, I've invited Lille Barro, the sniper of the Vandenreich. Greetings, Mr. Barro.

Pictured: What refugees look like to Republicans

I am God’s prophet! Do you hear me!?

Yes, yes. You’ve been screaming as much since back in the other-dimensional green room. Now tell me, what was it like being the sniper of the Vanden--

I’m NOT just “the sniper of the Vandenreich!” Take back that blasphemy at once! I am an envoy of God!!

I apologize. But wait, didn't Yhwach hate guys who thought they were prophets?

"Can you predict the future of my mustache?"

Kids, I’m here to tell you that you can be anything.

...Well, that’s lovely, except that there won’t be kids anymore after you destroy the unive--

Shhh. You’re confusing them. Kids: You can be anything. Your personality can be anything, at any given time.

Uhhhh… a lovely sentiment. I guess?

Nothing about you is set in stone. You could be screaming your head off one minute and then be the picture of stoicism the next. You could be a sniper dude and then have nothing to do with sniping. Isn’t that wonderful? God commands you to be free! You are free to be you, and also about fifteen other character designs cycled through randomly!

Hole of Reproach: An additional remark to the Pernida Fight

Yes I'll be getting off my ass to write something new as well.

But first I would like to point out something that wouldn't really fit into the next article.

So Mayuri defeated Pernida by making it explode after it ate all the pieces of Nemu.

So in other words he had to have specifically engineered Nemu's body to produce regeneration that will explode someone if they eat her.

Then he had to bet on Pernida, a giant hand with an eye and no visible mouth, having the need to eat. Because remember, Souls don't actually need to eat as far as we've been told way back, because they're dead and I assume he's a soul given he's one of the Spirit King's severed hands.

Then he had to bet on Pernida deciding to eat Nemu.

And all of his clones had to do so was well.

And all of them had to start eating at the exact same time so none of them blew up before all of them got a piece.

So even by Bleach standards this is an absolutely amazing stretch.